Top Ten Statements/Questions a Server Never Wants to Hear

10. "I am allergic to gluten, what do you have that is gluten free?"
9. "Its my birthday today."  
8. "Do I have enough money on my gift card?" (That usually means no tip)
7. "Are there refills on the mojitos?"
6. "Can I speak to the manager please."
5. "My child is allergic to gluten."
4. "What is your favorite thing on the menu?"
3. "Can I substitute sour cream for chicken?"
2. "Hola"
1. "Why is our food taking so long?"

Please try to avoid these utterly annoying statements when eating out.